Tom Clancy Really Happy With How Latest Video Game With His Name On It Came Out

This man looks really happy. That's because, I'm really looking forward to Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Black Ops, and he's gonna get my cash. Excellent coverage of this pending business transaction is provided by The Onion.

And here's a free track from OC ReMix arranging Rainbow Six: Rogue Spear; classic stuff with Jared Hudson, who (if all goes well) will eventually score a future Tom Clancy-named interactive cash cow.

Activision Reports Sluggish Sales For Sousaphone Hero

God bless ya, The Onion. Washington, DC is the paper's ninth print edition market, and I love picking it up every week. The cutting edge of reporting.

And this? The cutting edge of video game music. The game's not a hot seller, I'm afraid.